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Women, Men, and Guys -- SKGWing Style

from a concept by Dave Barry


[Anne] Stimulus: a beautiful mountain valley with a quiet river flowing through it.

[Relena] Pause and admire the beauties of nature!

[Hiiro] Build a dam.

[Duo] Let's hold a contest to see who can piss furthest off the dam!


[Anne] Stimulus: your child is sent home from school for misbehavior.

[Relena] I'd talk to the child and try to find out what happened and why.

[Hiiro] Threaten to send the child to military school.

[Duo] I'll teach the child how to make armpit fart noises.


[Anne] Uh... stimulus: human mortality.

[Relena] Religion.

[Hiiro] The pyramids.

[Duo] GUNDAM PILOTING!

[Marimeia] Hey, wasn't that supposed to be "bungee jumping?"

[Duo] Yeah, but bungee jumping doesn't quite lend itself to mass destruction.

[Marimeia] Well, it could if the rope suddenly snapped and you went flying through a glass roof, the shards of which proceeded to rain down on the cubicles.

[Duo] You have a point there...

[Relena] I don't know them, never met them in my life.


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